Dear Nurse Ansalong:
My girlfriend said that I'm "one from the vaults" in bed. What can I do??
-Lumpi
Lumpi, my first piece of advice is to keep a lookout for any pick-axes that are laying around the house. But seriously, I think that your girlfriend might be looking for a little more creativity when she's in bed with you. What you might want to do is surprise her with something, like an all-over body massage or a candle-lit bath. Even something as simple as whispering romantic words in her ear could help. Doing something like this will help to get your mate "in the mood" and will show her how much attraction you for her. The added interest will show to her that you aren't quite ready to be stuck in the vault. An added benefit is that, if you give her a little something extra, she might give you the same in return...
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