Dear Nurse Ansalong:
How do I get my Rocky Horror back once I have loaned it out? It's been gone 6 months. -DedMoonFan

DedMoonFan, this should teach you not to let your Rocky Horror just wander off. I'd recommend one of those nice baby leashes to keep him near you at all times. Oh wait... You're talking about the video tape? Well, that's different. Since everyone needs a little Rocky now and again, there are a couple things you can do. Try calling the person you lent it to. If that doesn't work, try going to over to his/her house and ask for your tape back. And, if all else fails, you might have to go out and buy another. Just make sure to take better care next time. Sometimes a little Rocky can go a long way...

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