Dear Nurse Ansalong:
I read the letter from Doctor X's Creature and was wondering... I thought that (from reading the draft script) that, during "Touch Me", Columbia and Magenta were making fun of Janet because of, well, she was so inexperienced she didn't do it right. How do you figure Frank slept with Eddie?
-Missingno Mysterio

Mysterio, since it seems like you're asking two questions, I'll answer them seperately.

About "Toucha"... Yes, in the beginning of the song, Columbia and Magenta are making fun of Janet's inexperience, especially in the bits when they sing their mocking version of the chorus and play around with each other. But, as evident in other parts of the song, they are both very interested in what's going on in the lab. By the end of the song, they're rolling around together and laughing hysterially. While it could be seen as the pair making fun of Janet and Rocky rolling around in the tank, I also believe that they are really enjoying themselves together as they roll and laugh.

About Eddie sleeping with Frank... There is the assumption that Frank has slept with most of the people that are in the film, except for Riff, Magenta, Dr. Scott, Crim, and possibly the Trannies. This leads to the idea that Frank had slept with Eddie in the past. Also, there is a hint in Columbia's dialogue from just before she is turned into a statue. She says, "First you spurn me for Eddie and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky." So, Frank stopped showing any interest in Columbia once Eddie came along. This just ads to the assumption of Eddie sleeping with Frank.

I hope that I answered your questions the way that you liked. If not, ask again later... ; )


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