Dear Nurse Ansalong:
Do you have to be truthfully insane to be commited to Dentonvale or can you be commited of your own free will?
-Hunchbacked Straightjacket Candidate

Candidate, you can enter Dentonvale either way. While Brad was admitted without his consent, the entire studio audience willingly decided to come for treatment. Maybe I should page a certain pair of doctors to examine your case. Feel like spending some time with me? ; )

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