Dear Nurse Ansalong:
In the Time Warp, there are 'conventionists' from all over the world, but I thought that Transylvanians were from the distant planet of Transexual (like Frank explains in 'Sweet Transvestite'). I am totally confused over this triviality.
-Insane Inside Insanity
Insanity, just like all of the other visitors from the planet of Transexual, the "Conventionists" look very similar to humans. This makes it easier for them to fit in on this planet while they visit. It kind of makes you think though... That slightly odd person that you see every morning on the bus could be a visitor from another galaxy. These days, you never can tell...
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