Dear Nurse Ansalong:
I am a ROCKY HORROR virgin who wants to go "all the way." My only problem is that I live in a "family city" (like Denton) and the closest city that shows ROCKY is 3 or 4 hours away. What do I do to get to lose my virginity? My other problem is that my parents don't accept the fact that I LOVE ROCKY HORROR. I feel the same way that Janet felt before Frank seduced her.
-Trixie Lips

Trixie, it can feel bad to be a "ROCKY Virgin". You read messages from or chat with people who have seen the movie hundreds of times or perform in casts and you wish that you could talk like them. The only way that I know of that you can end your "problem" is to go and see the film. While your parents might not want to go, you might want to ask an older relative or family friend to take you. Your parents might not like the film, but at least they know that you have someone around to make sure that you're safe. As far as your parents "problem", it might just be that they don't like the film or they could be nervous about what happens at a live show. If you have someone to watch out for you, I think that they might be more inclined to let you go. You could also ask for a trip to see the film in a theatre as a birthday present or for getting good grades at school. Whatever way you use, get down to the the theatre and I know that you'll have fun!

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